February 2009
Selling Magazines Door-to-Door. I Should Have...
Oklahoma MAD Teen: So I gotta get points! And guess what I get as a reward?
Monotone Keith: What do you get as a reward?
Oklahoma MAD Teen: $1000 FOR A TRIP TO CANCUN! ISN'T THAT COOL???
Monotone Keith and Monotone Daniella: ...
Oklahoma MAD Teen: So have you guys heard of the Diabetes whatever blah Foundation? Have you heard of Diabetes? No just kidding. So I gotta get points. Pick out one. (hands Keith a pamphlet)
Keith: Oh are you selling magazines?
Oklahoma MAD Teen: I gotta get points! Wait what? What are your cool majors? I assume you guys are in college.
Keith: We're Philosophy majors.
Oklahoma MAD Teen: You're never going to find the answer! So pick out a magazine. I gotta get points!
Daniella: We don't read.
Oklahoma MAD Teen: That's why they have those cool pictures! Coasters, forest fires---I don't care what you use it for. I just need points!
Keith: I can't give you money for this.
Oklahoma MAD Teen: There's a 4 week whatever... Well do you know any of your neighbors I can talk to?
Keith: We don't talk to people.
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“I’m so hungry. All this talk about baby lambs.”
– Clare (watching Top Chef)
January 2009
Hey Ya'll!
Our prayers worked ;)
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“Prayer to Aphrodite: Dear Bix, I want some.”
– Keiff
Professore 2: Cose fai stasera?
Ashley: Studio.
Professore 2: E tu?
Daniella: Non lo so...
Professore 2: Non tu studi per il esame?
Daniella: Well, maybe... I don't know!
Professore 2: Posso bere quando studi?
Daniella: (skeptical look)
Professore 2: E dov'è le Teatro Massimo?
Classe: a Palermo.
Professore 2: Sì! Dove Mary Corleone è morta! Bang bang! (grabs his chest like he got shot and falls backwards)
Daniella: Ughhh.
Professore 2: Non ti piace Mary Corleone?
Daniella: Have you SEEN The Godfather 3? (everyone looks at me)
Daniella: I wish I could have that time of my life back.
dayanitaisfriend:
keiff:
I don’t think my hands have been completely clean since the beginning of the quarter. I also think that I got terp and oil paint in some open wounds from chicken wire… I think Davis wants me to die young.
KEITH, I AM GETTING YOU HAND SANITIZER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. And you can carry it around fo eva in yo pocket. (But dying young is artistic, so…..)
HAHAH @ Daya...
Daniella: no swearing, no drinking, no premarital sex...
Zoe: i thought that said no sweating
Zoe: i was like OMG TOOOO STRICT
Remember the end of middle school/beginning of...
“Balleth in his courteth. Am I righteth? Back me upeth!!!!”
– Clare
“I think, ‘This is someone I’d like to spend the rest of my life...”
– Lily Allen (of course)
Aaron just told me that after X-Men Origins: Wolverine, they want to do X-Men Origins: Magneto. AND Alfonso Cuarón has expressed interest in directing. AHHHHHH!
Edit: Okay I just checked IMDb and I have no idea what Aar is talking about. It’s David S. Goyer.
D: Hey Aaron. Katy Perry does not want you to "preform" with her.
A: YES SHE DOES.
D: No. She wants you to "perform" with you.
A: ...I hate you.
In regards to our waiter Bryan, who was DEF on...
Emilie: OH MY GOD Daniella, Bryan just totally checked you out.
Daniella: What do you mean? Did he look at me?
Emilie: Yeah he turned his head and all. THEN HE SMILED AT ME.
Daniella: EWWW!!!
Emilie: I wanted to say, "SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND" and smack him!
Daniella: You should have!
later
Mom: So when I was googling maps earlier today...
Nicole bursts into laughter
Daniella: OH MY GOD. If Bryan and I had a kid, we could name it, "Danyan" (said like, "denyin'")
Nicole bursts into laughter
Mom: I guess since I'm the one who brought up the name thing, I can't get mad.
“Dress how you wish you could. Dance like you know you should.
Bring your own...”
– Secret Party invite (sorry to make it a lil more unsecret, but it was too great to NOT tumbl.)
D: I feel like when Michelle is refusing to talk to Tony in the second series. Sitting by the phone. Moping.
A: Be stronger than Michelle! Or, be like her and find Zach
D: Yessss. So, let's go to Seattle?
A: Of course, and I'm sure he has a cute friend I could use as well
D: It's Seattle. All we have to do is hit up Whole Foods and they'll all be lined up
D: I meant for you, not groceries
Wednesday nights are a bummer.
Word up.
Cose hai fatto stasera, Ashley?
Ashley: Sono andata a una festa.
Professore: E TU HAI BEVUTO???
Ashley: Non ho bevuto, ho guidato.
Professore: Ahhhh. MA DANIELLA, TU HAI BEVUTO.
Daniella: ...Si.
Professore: E Ashley è una buona amica e lei ha guidato.
Daniella: ...Si.
Professore: E tu hai bevuto con prudenza?
Daniella: ...No. Per che? I'm not driving!
“What was that skeptical look for?!”
– (story of my life)
“I considered getting a Twitter for a long time. Then I thought, “do I...”
– Tiffany
Placing an order for chinese food delivery
House of Chang employee: So your total is $28.
D: Is there a student discount, or does that not apply to delivery?
HoCe: Only if you're a good student. Are you a good student?
D: Oh totally, straight A's!
HoCe: AHA! Then your total is $25!!!
tabitha:
Is it weird that i’m still being treated by my pediatrician? They have so many sweet toys here!
UM NO. The pediatrician’s office is like medical heaven. Sugar-free lollipops and stickers galore, and the nicest nurses to give shots (cause for some reason I always need like fitty million).
“I want to be in love. But you have to love someone for that to work. Well, not...”
– C
Talking through walls with my father
Father: So, what did you guys get at the mall?
Emilie: I got a lip gloss...?
Father: I said, 'SO WHAT DID YOU GUYS GET AT THE MALL'?
Emilie: Um, we heard you...
Father: WHAT?
Daniella: WE GOT LIP GLOSS AND THEN WE GOT AARON A DRESS.
Father: Oh that's cool! Good.
Emilie: Ummmmm....